Today!
We shall peer into the life of timothy tjia-gan, an oh so fascinating citizen of this world. Correspondant timothy tjia-gan sat down with him today for a little Q&A.
Q: Hey timothy! Hows life?
A: Life’s good, life’s good. i have recently discovered the new plasma universe that coats our world of nothingness, so thats been going well with research and all!
Q: Wow, that sounds awesome! Can you explain it all to me?
A: Of course! Anyways, you take your life and spin around sixty thousand times. Then you know what happens? your life starts to spin around you. its weird right? that is what the plasma universe is. interesting aint it!
Q: Hows life a georgia tech mr. tjia-gan?
A: Ooooh its awesome. I have met many new people here… some who I am so happy I met and some…. well lets just say that those people should try to avoid contact with me. Schoolwork is at an all time low at the moment, but I anticipate a showering of cows soon.
Q: Showering of cows?
A: Oh, are you not familiar with that terminology? Let me explain. Unlike vancouver, atlanta experiences these horrific showering storms of water. Its crazy i tell you. I have never seen anything like it. I have observed its state and I believe that if this occured in vancouver everytime it rained there, vancouver would be in a constant state of flooding. Flooding of cows also refers to how much work I get here at tech. i get alot. alot. alot of work and it really is hard to live life.
Q: I see, so how do you cope with stuff like this?
A: get fat on wings. study ass off till wee hours of the morning. sleep? rinse. repeat.
Q: ok. well tim, i guess we have arrived at the final question. hows your love life at tech?
A: hah. you’re funny. are there girls here at tech?
so that was tim. he left earlier today, and is now replaced with another tim, who is eating popcorn balls while listening to vampire weekend and toying around the internet even though he should be doing other important things like compsci homework or gt1000 homework. whatever.
goodbye world! for now 
